奥利弗? Oliver?
我在酒店里到处找你。 I've been looking all over the hotel for you.
早上好，凯莱赫先生。 Good morning, Mr. Kelleher.
已经有一个多小时没天亮了。 It hasn't been morning for over an hour.
真的吗? Really?
我想我一定是在外面待得比我想的晚了一点。 Guess I must have stayed out a little later than I thought.
听着，我不是不喜欢站在这里蒸发。 Look, it's not that I don't love standing here evaporating.
但我们30分钟后有个品酒会。 But we got a wine tasting to be at in 30 minutes.
哦，拜托!你已经拥有了十辈子都喝不完的酒。 Oh, come on! You already own more wine than you could drink in 10 lifetimes.
有什么意义呢? What is the point?
拥有一瓶好酒就像拥有一段历史。 Owning a great bottle of wine is like owning a piece of history.
在我看来，你拥有的历史永远都不嫌多。 The way I see it, you can never own too much history.
我会记住的。 I'll keep that in mind.
我原以为1964年是个好年头。 I thought 1964 was meant to be rather a good year.
这尝起来有点山羊味。 This tastes a bit goaty.
我不是故意打断你的。 I don't mean to interrupt.
但在1664年，收割开始于9月17日早晨，就在可怕的大雨开始后不久。 But in '64, the harvest began the morning of September 17th and shortly after those dreadful rains began.
所以早下手的人没有受伤。 So whoever picked early was unharmed.
如果你对明天拍卖的64年有兴趣，我觉得你最好买佩特鲁或拉图。 If you are interested in '64 for tomorrow's auction, um, I think you're better off with the petrus or latour.
真的吗，亲爱的? Really, my dear?
我想你会发现我女儿是对的，她通常是对的。 I think you'll find my daughter is right, she usually is.
谢谢你，玛格丽特。 Thank you, Margaret.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
是的。 Yes.
你不会有百威啤酒吧? You wouldn't have any budweiser back there, would you?
这是品酒。 This is a wine tasting.
-早上好，理查德。-嗨。 - Morning, Richard. - Hi.
-你会选哪一个?——嗯…他们都很好，但那个太他妈聪明了。 - Which one of those would you go for? - Um... Well, they're both very nice, but that one's bloody brilliant.
我拿不定主意是吃maggio还是… I can't make up my mind between the maggio and the...
原谅我。 Excuse me.
那是两种不同的酒。 Those are two different wines.
它们都是红色的。 They are both red.
口香糖吗? Gum?
74年的多汁水果。 Juicy fruit '74.
你觉得这很有趣吗? You find this all kind of amusing?
不，我觉得大卫·莱特曼很有趣，这更属于奇怪的范畴。 No, I find David letterman amusing, this falls more to the weird category.
你为什么在这里? Why are you here?
我是被t。t。凯莱赫先生拖来的。 I got dragged here by Mr. T.T. Kelleher.
看起来他不太喜欢你的酒。 Looks like he doesn't like your wine too much.
似乎没人知道。 Looks like nobody does.
你很老练，不是吗? You are quite sophisticated, aren't you?
当然，老练是我的强项。 Absolutely, sophistication is my strong suit.
和顾客调情，嗯? Flirting with the customers, eh?
你不会明白这个概念，但我在工作。 You won't understand this concept, but I'm working.
嗯。 Mmm.
你真像你妈妈。她太美国了。 You're just like your mother. She was so, so American.
真不敢相信父亲居然娶了她。 Can't believe father ever married her.
理查德，做你同父异母的妹妹唯一的好处就是你的另一半不是。 You know, Richard, the only good thing about being your half-sister is that the other half isn't.
你知道在这个世界上什么给我最大的快乐吗? Do you know what gives me the most pleasure in this world?
穿高跟鞋的胖子? Fat men in high heels?
不，是知道你将成为一个多么痛苦痛苦的老处女。 No, it's knowing what a bitter and miserable old maid you're going to be.
正确的。 Right.
——再见。-非常感谢你能来。 - Goodbye. - Thank you so much for coming.
再见。谢谢你！ Goodbye. Thank you.
玛格丽特，理查德和我在办公室还有工作要做，你不介意打扫一下吧? Margaret, Richard and I have work to do in the office, you don't mind tidying up, do you?
一点也不。 Not at all.
这是个好女孩。 There's a good girl.
我觉得我们今天做得很好，父亲。 I thought we did very well today, father.
我倒认为是这样。 I rather think we did.
你应该可以在不到一周的时间内游遍比利时。 You should be able to accomplish the entire swing through Belgium in less than a week.
是的，我看不出有什么问题。 Yeah, I don't see any problem.
是的,玛格丽特。 Yes, Margaret.
我,呃…一切都摆正了。 I've, uh... Everything's straightened up.
谢谢你，亲爱的。 Thank you, dear.
现在，当你在比利时结束时，也许你会去……是什么? Now, when you're finished in Belgium, perhaps you'll go down to the... What is it?
神父，求你了，你什么时候送我去旅行? Father, please, when are you gonna send me on a trip?
当你准备好了。 When you are ready.
我来这里快一年了，我准备好了。你知道的。 I've been here almost a year, I am ready. You know I am.
你给酒窖做目录? You catalog a wine cellar?
趴在地上，擦洗一个，更像……对不起，恐怕我得笑了。 Get on your hands and knees and scrub one, more like... I'm sorry, I'm afraid I must laugh.
你是一个素质很低的人。 You are a person of very little quality.
你们俩为什么这么吵? Why do you both bicker so much?
我们斗嘴是因为我们嫉妒。 We bicker because we are jealous.
理查嫉妒任何比他强的人，包括所有的生物。 Richard is jealous of anyone who is better than he, which includes every living creature.
我嫉妒是因为我真的很在乎酒。我喜欢! I'm jealous because I really care about wine. I love it!
你把我当仆人，而他却能得到一切机会。 And you treat me like a servant, while he gets every opportunity that comes along.
你还没准备好出征，玛格丽特。 You are not ready to be sent out yet, Margaret.
当你自然地完全公正时，我会派你去。 When you are, naturally, being totally fair, I'll send you.
但你必须记住你还是个孩子。 But you must remember you're still a child.
爸爸，我已经28岁了。 Father, I'm 28 years old.
这张桌子有112年的历史。 This desk is 112 years old.
-我们不会把它送到葡萄酒目录…-好了，够了! - We don't send it to catalog wines... - Now, that's quite enough of that!
耐心点，你的机会会在适当的时候到来。 Just be patient, your opportunity will come in due time.
好了，理查德，我们说到哪了? All right, Richard, where were we?
那就没有了? So it's no then?
等你准备好了，亲爱的。 When you are ready, dear.
我就知道你会这么说。 That's what I thought you'd say.
-这是我的辞呈。——哦。 - This is my resignation. - Ooh.
这是个好消息。 That is good news.
你母亲离开后坚持要把你带到美国，我同意了。 When your mother left and insisted on bringing you up in america, I allowed it.
我一直怀疑这个决定会困扰我。 It was a decision I always suspected would haunt me.
但这…你现在就住手，否则我向你保证，我会非常生气的。 But this... You stop it now or I should become, I promise you, very angry.
我不喜欢被威胁。 I don't enjoy threats a great deal.
我也不知道。 Neither do I.
再见。 Good bye.
该死的。真的，真的，该死! Damn. Truly, truly, damn!
父亲，我们应该庆祝她的离去。 Father, we should celebrate her going.
庆祝一下呢? Celebrate?
她对酒的了解比你还多。 She knows more about wine already than you'll ever learn.
她愿意做四个人的工作。 And she willingly does the work of four.
但汉诺德从来没有女性代表。 But hannood's has never been represented by a woman.
是的。嗯，也许这是我们应该考虑改变的事情。 Yes. Well, perhaps that's something we ought to think about changing.
玛格丽特，够了! Margaret, enough of this!
我的一个律师朋友在苏格兰的斯凯岛上为一处地产代理业务。 A lawyer friend of mine acts for an estate in Scotland, on the isle of Skye.
他的客户，也就是不在的房东最近去世了，这位律师让我处理酒窖。 His client and absentee landlord has recently died, and this lawyer has asked me to dispose of the wine cellar.
法律文件和其他资料都在这里。 Legal documents and other data are all in here.
哦，谢谢您，父亲。 Oh, thank you, father.
我发誓我不会让你失望的。 I swear I won't disappoint you.
玛格丽特，今天的感情已经够多了。 That's quite enough sentiment for one day, Margaret.
进来。 Come in.
亲爱的，你穿这些就行了。 These will have to do you, dear.
我相信他们会没事的，谢谢。 Oh, I'm sure they'll be fine, thank you.
晚餐6点开始。 And I serve my suppers at 6:00.
事实上，如果你错过了我做的一顿家常菜，你可能会过得更好。 The truth is, if you miss one of my home-cooked meals, you're probably better off.
哦。 Oh.
我会记住的。 I'll keep that in mind.
如果我能找到麦克弗森城堡，我就会回来。 I should be back if I don't have any trouble finding the MacPherson castle.
麦克弗森城堡? The MacPherson castle?
是的，怎么了? Yes, what about it?
很久以前，人们常说……不要紧。 Long ago, people used to say... Never mind.
什么都没有。 Nothing.
亲爱的路易斯。 Dear Luis.
我知道，我知道你可能很难相信，因为我此刻正在折磨你。 I know, I know this may be hard for you to believe, since I am at the moment torturing you.
但你真的是我最喜欢的人之一。 But you truly are one of my favorite people.
所以你不能再瞒着我们了。 So you must stop holding back from us.
我不是。我不是。 I'm not. I'm not.
不，你已经发现了公式的剩余部分。 No, you've discovered the remainder of the formula.
求你了，告诉我们你把它藏哪了。 Please, tell us where you've hidden it.
然后我们又可以做回朋友了。 Then we can all go back to being friends again.
你必须停下来。 You must stop.
我什么也没发现。我请求! I have discovered nothing. I beg!
菲利普，真的有这个必要吗? Philippe, is this really necessary?
是的! Yes!
我什么都不知道。我什么都不知道。 I know nothing. I know nothing.
不!不!拜托! No! No! Please!
我不是动物，路易斯。我无意弄瞎你的眼睛。 I'm not an animal, Luis. I have no intention of blinding you.
外国军团士兵就是这样做的。 Foreign legionnaires do this.
我保证，你的视力会和以前一样好。 Your vision, I promise, will be as good as ever.
但在你的余生中，每当你眨眼时，就会有一种可以忍受但相当剧烈的疼痛。 But every time you blink for the rest of your life, there will be an endurable but rather sharp pain.
菲利普! Philippe!
不是理想的时机。 Not ideal timing.
我让你租个不被打扰的地方。 I told you to rent a place where we wouldn't be disturbed.
5个月来一个游客不算交通堵塞。 One visitor in five months is not exactly a traffic jam.
我会把她赶走的。 I'll get rid of her.
我觉得你不需要这个，路易斯，还有这个。——啊! I don't think you'll be needing this, Luis, - nor this. - Ah!
的帮助!的帮助! Help! Help!
夫人迷路了，是吗? Madam has lost her way, is it?
我是汉诺德有限公司的玛格丽特·汉诺德，是来评估酒窖的。 I'm Margaret hannood of hannood's limited, here to evaluate the wine cellar.
当然，还有酒窖。 Of course, the wine cellar.
为了这么少的理由跑了这么远，真可惜。 Such a shame to have traveled so far for so little reason.
主人在打盹。 The master is napping.
事实是，他病得很重。 The truth is, he is quite ill.
再见。 Good bye.
事实是，他已经死了。 The truth is, he is quite dead.
“已故”是关键词。 Deceased is the key word.
我相信你会同意的。 I'm sure you'll agree.
当然，那是主人的父亲。 Of course, that is the master's father.
但我们都很难过，主人自己也悲伤得难受。 But it's sad for us all, the master is ill himself of grief.
但当哀悼期结束后，我会给你们公司打电话的。 But I will call your firm when the mourning period is over.
再见。 Good bye.
但不是告别。 But not farewell.
如果你把我锁在外面，我会带着岛上所有的警察回来。 If you lock me out, I'll come back with every policemen on the island.
我有合法的权利做我的工作，我也打算这么做。 I have a legal right to do my job, and I intend to do it.
你不进来吗? Won't you come in?
如果你需要我，我就在上面。 I'll be up here if you need me.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
啊,很好。 Ugh, great.
哦,太棒了!看起来像7- 11的葡萄酒区。 Oh, great! Looks like a wine section from a 7-Eleven.
我的天啊! Oh, my god!
彗星年。 The year of the comet.
彗星年?你确定吗? The year of the comet? Are you sure?
父亲，请相信我! Father, please, please believe me!
没有错，都是真的。 There's no mistake, it's all true.
但是，亲爱的，1811年，是葡萄酒历史上最传奇的一年。 But, my dear, 1811, that was the most legendary year in the history of wine.
瓶子有多大来着? And how large was the bottle again?
比我见过的任何瓶子都大。 Bigger than any bottle I've ever seen.
父亲，那是拿破仑的。 Father, it was Napoleon's.
它在喉咙附近有一个雕刻的纹章。 It had an engraved crest near the throat.
这是我这辈子最激动人心的事了。 Oh, this is just the most exciting thing ever in my life.
顺便说一句，理查德，既然我确定你在听，我知道你一定为我感到高兴。 And by the way, Richard, since I'm sure you're listening, I know how happy you must be for me.
太激动了，亲爱的姐姐。 Couldn't be more thrilled, darling sister.
神父，你打算什么时候拍卖? Father, how soon do you plan to auction it?
我不确定这是正确的方法。 I'm not sure that's the way to go.
我不明白。 I don't understand.
我可以直接把它送给我们的美国朋友，t·t·凯莱赫先生。 I may just offer it out right to our American friend, Mr. T.T. Kelleher.
为什么? Why?
他是我们最好的顾客，他特别喜欢拉菲。 Well, he's our best customer, and he's particularly fond of lafite.
从来没有人会为一瓶酒支付超过40万美元。 No one ever paid more than $400,000 for a bottle.
我想如果我打电话给他，他愿意给我一百万，我会忍不住让他拿走。 I think if I phoned and he offered me, say a million, I'd be tempted to let him have it.
100万美元? $1 million?
哦，玛格丽特，恭喜你! Oh, and Margaret, congratulations!
你第一天出来就干得不错。 You've done rather well on your first day out.
哦，谢谢您，父亲。再见! Oh, thank you, father. Goodbye!
请坐，理查德。这对我们大家都有好处。 Do sit down, Richard. This is good for all of us.
不不，你完全误解我了，我对玛格丽特很激动。 No, no, you totally misread me, I am thrilled about Margaret.
哦，我们开玩笑，你知道，但是…这都是爱哥哥崇拜妹妹的乐趣。 Oh, we tease, you know, but... It's all loving older brother to adored younger sister for fun.
不，我担心凯莱赫的决定。 No, I'm concerned by the kelleher decision.
一瓶酒价值100万美元，你有什么好担心的? What could possibly concern you about $1 million for a bottle of wine?
我觉得nivanos的价格可能更高。 Well, I think nivanos might pay even more.
既然我们的工作是把东西卖给出价最高的人…我知道你喜欢nivanos，但我不喜欢，而且，我也不信任他。 And since ourjob is to sell items to the highest bidder... I know you like nivanos, but I don't, and furthermore, I don't trust him either.
但肯定…当然最后的决定权在我。 But surely... Surely the final decision is mine.
就该如此，亲爱的父亲。 As it should be, father dear.
这是不应该发生的。 This was not supposed to happen.
我只是想吓唬吓唬他。 I was only trying to frighten him.
你一定要把血止住。 You make damn sure you stop the bleeding.
他猛扑向我的刀。 He lunged into my knife.
路易斯，我很难过。 Luis, I'm so upset.
我想没有路易斯那么难过。 Not as upset as Luis, I think.
这太可怕了。 This is dreadful.
我们离研究科学还有很长的路要走。 We are now a long way from research science.
我知道。 I know.
让他睡吧。 Let him sleep.
我是奥利弗·普里西科。我是来喝酒的。 I'm Oliver plexico. I'm here for the booze.
天啊，是你! Oh, my god, it's you!
是的。 Yeah.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
就像我说的，玛格丽特，是玛格丽特，对吧? Well, it's like I said, Margaret, it is Margaret, isn't it?
我是来喝虫汁的。 I'm here for this bug juice.
所以如果你把它交出来，我很快就走了。 So if you just hand it over, I'll be gone before you know it.
你怎么进来的? How did you get in here?
门开着，所以我走了进去。 The door was open, so I walked in.
听着，我是来找t。t。凯莱赫先生的他让我来买一瓶烂酒。 Look, I'm here for Mr. T.T. Kelleher who sent me for some bottle of rotgut.
我一拿到它，就跟你说再见，你就可以继续做那个我们都知道和喜欢的国际性感偶像了。 Now, as soon as I have it, I'll say goodbye, and you can get back to being the international sex symbol we all know and love.
在我检查你的证件之前，我什么都不会交出。 I hand over nothing until I check your credentials.
与此同时，把我的牙套取下来。房间! In the meantime, get out of my retainers. Room!
滚出去! Get out!
凯莱赫先生实际上出价100万。 Mr. Kelleher actually went for the million.
他不止是答应了，他很激动。 Oh, he more than went for it, he was thrilled.
但他想亲自验证瓶子的真伪。 But he wants to verify the bottle's authenticity himself.
一旦他满意了，就会把钱汇过来。 Once he's satisfied, he'll wire the money.
所以他派来的这个傲慢的混蛋是合法的傲慢的混蛋? So then this arrogant ass he sent is a legitimate arrogant ass?
向理查德问好。再见! Best to Richard. Bye-bye!
除了拿瓶子你还为凯莱赫先生做了什么? So what is it that you do for Mr. Kelleher that is above and beyond bottle retrieval?
-需要什么都行。——哇。 - Whatever is necessary. - Wow.
活的，呼吸的疑难解答者。 Living, breathing troubleshooter.
我不是想打探，但那个职业不是埃罗尔·弗林干的吗? I don't mean to pry, but didn't that occupation go out with errol Flynn?
我们这群傲慢的混蛋，还在努力保持传统。 Still a couple of us arrogant asses around, trying to keep the traditions alive.
你怎么这么快就上来了，普莱克西科先生? And how did you get up here so quickly, Mr. Plexico?
他打电话给我的时候我在格拉斯哥出差，所以我开了架直升机过来。 I was in Glasgow on business when he phoned me, so I flew a chopper up.
非常troubleshootery。 Very troubleshootery.
你结婚了吗? Are you married?
不。为什么? No. Why?
如果你是那个可怜的混蛋，你肯定离他所受的打击有2英尺6英寸。 Just if you were the poor bastard, must be about two foot six from all the hammering he takes.
杰米! Jamie!
杰米!它的时间。 Jamie! It's time.
现在，当你拿到瓶子时，你要做什么? Now, when you get the bottle, what are you going to do?
我要把它带到湖边。 I'll take it to the lake.
我划船去爷爷的小屋，等着你。 I row to grandfather's cabin, and iwait for you.
完美的。 Perfect.
我可以杀了他们吗? May I kill them?
一个母亲该怎么办? What's a mother to do?
除非你迫不得已。 Only if you have to.
如果瓶子破了，我就死定了。 If that bottle's broken, I'll just die.
哦，谢天谢地。 Oh, thank god.
天啊，这瓶可真大。 Jesus, it's a hell of a big bottle.
你好。 Hello.
他们在客厅里。 They are in the living room.
我告诉他们督察马上就到。 I told them the inspector would be here momentarily.
菲利普，路易斯失踪了，我们就不该让他们进来。 Philippe, we should have never let them in with Luis missing.
你现在多聪明啊，约翰。 How wise you are now, John.
我不想和他们发生冲突，尤其是他们来只是为了一瓶酒。 I didn't want a confrontation, especially since what they came for was one bottle of wine.
进，出，走。 In, out and gone.
下次我再怀疑你。 I'll second-guess you next time.
伊恩，快点，他们在等你呢。 Ian, come on, they are waiting for you.
听着，我会出丑的。 Look, I'll make a fool of myself.
我一点也不知道该怎么做一名警官。 I have the least notion of how to be a police inspector.
他们也不知道苏格兰检查员的行为。 And they don't know how Scottish inspectors behave either.
快速询问他们，不要引起怀疑。 Just question them quickly and don't arouse suspicion.
苏格兰? Scottish?
是的! Yes!
来吧。 Come on.
好吧，让我把话说清楚。 Well, now, let me get this clear.
你是在打开盒子之后还是之前找到他的? You found him after you opened the box or before?
后。 After.
我明白了。 I see.
谢谢你的帮助，这是必不可少的。 Well, thank you for your help, it was indispensable.
就这些吗? That's it?
你不想再问我问题了吗? Don't you wanna ask me any more questions?
是的，当然。 Aye, of course.
但这有点复杂。 But it's a wee bit complicated.
现在真不知道该问什么。 It's hard at the moment to know what to ask.
但我只是说我觉得血可能是酒。 But all I said was that I thought the blood might be wine.
是的，我认为这是一个非常有趣的线索。 You did and I consider that to be a most intriguing clue.
请给我一些水。 Some water, if you please.
我们不能现在就把他们赶走吗? Can't we just get rid of them now?
除非你问过他们俩。 Not till you've questioned them both.
那么，普莱西科先生。 So, Mr. Plexico.
也许你能进一步解释一下。 Perhaps you can shed some further light on this.
从你的角度把发生的一切从头到尾都告诉我。 Tell me everything that happened from your viewpoint, from beginning to end.
-我们发现这个很僵硬。——好。 - We found this stiff. - Excellent.
嗯，我想这已经很令人满意了。 Well, I think that's more than satisfactory.
我有你的地址。再见，祝福你们俩。 I have your addresses. Goodbye and bless you both.
——督察。——啊? - Inspector. - Aye?
如果我要重新开始犯罪生活，我就会直接回到这里。 If I ever return to a life of crime, I'm heading straight back here.
我很想帮你，但我不能举起任何东西。 I'd love to help you with that, but I'm not supposed to lift anything.
后背。 Lower back.
太好了，埃罗尔·弗林椎间盘突出了。 Oh, great, I got errol Flynn with a slipped disk.
事实上，这更像是痉挛。 Actually, it's more of a spasm thing.
求你了，让我帮你。 Please, let me help you.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
谢天谢地，总算结束了。 Thank god that's over.
还没开始呢! It hasn't begun!
-我们需要那个盒子。把车开过来。——为什么? - We need that box. Get the car. - Why?
路易斯死前，把剩下的公式翻到了外面。 Before he died, I think Luis scrolled the rest of the formula on the outside.
Plexico先生。 Mr. Plexico.
汉诺德小姐听得见。 Within earshot, miss hannood.
我谨代表汉诺德公司，衷心希望凯莱赫先生对这次罕见而非凡的收购感到满意。 On behalf of hannood's, I sincerely hope Mr. Kelleher will be pleased with this very rare and extraordinary acquisition.
我也很喜欢和你在一起，麦琪。 I enjoyed spending time with you too, Maggie.
奥利弗。 Oliver.
是的,玛吉。 Yes, Maggie.
哦! Oh!
你是谁?你想要什么? Who are you? What do you want?
你在做什么? What are you doing?
啊! Ah!
最糟糕的是当个解决难题的人。 The shitty part about being a troubleshooter.
他错过了。 He missed.
不。他刚错过我们。 No. He just missed us.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
-你还好吗?——媒介。 - You okay? - Medium.
很好。趁他还没走远，我们赶紧走。 Good. Let's go before he gets too far.
哦,不。不是我，不是那玩意。 Oh, no. Not me, not in that thing.
嘿,你看。你说这酒对你很重要。 Hey, look. You said this wine is important to you.
好吧，我也不想失去它。 Well, I don't want to lose it either.
所以你要么跟我走，要么不跟我走，但你现在就得决定。 So you can either come with me or not, but you got to decide now.
认出那个家伙了吗? Recognize the fellow?
是的，我知道。 I do, yes.
这小伙子是个威胁。我很惊讶他们又放他出来了。 The lad's a menace. I'm surprised they let him out of jail again.
他和他母亲住在我们路过的小旅馆里。 He lives with his mother at the little inn we passed.
这是他自己策划的吗? Could he have planned this himself?
这很可疑，不。他的计划能力并不出众。 That's doubtful, no. He's not noted for his planning ability.
我们不应该去追他吗? Shouldn't we go after him?
我觉得我们可以去拜访一下他的母亲，看看能不能说服她告诉我们他要去哪里。 I think instead we might pay a little visit to the mother, and see if we can convince her to tell us where he is going.
你看，我发现知道目的地需要太多的猜测。 See, I find knowing the destination takes so much of the guesswork out of pursuit.
你是个好飞行员吗? Are you a good pilot?
我的导师认为我很有前途。 My instructor thinks I'm very promising.
太好了。 Great.
怎么了? What's wrong?
他是哪一个? Which one is he?
在找到他之前，我们只能呼叫他们。 There's nothing we can do but buzz them until we spot him.
那不是我们要找的人。 That's not our guy.
那也不是他。 That's not him either.
可能就是他。 That could be him.
他被困住了。 And he's trapped.
-是吗?-他不是吗? - He is? - He isn't?
除非他从车里出来投降。 Well, not unless he gets out of the car and surrenders.
事实上，我们能做的就是跟着他。 Truth is, all we can do is follow him.
跟着他吗? Follow him?
我本以为一个真正的疑难解答专家会想出比这更好的办法。 I would have thought a genuine troubleshooter would have come up with something a little better than that.
你想让我怎么做?飞到他的屋顶上，把他吊死? What do you want me to do? Fly above his roof and hover him to death?
狗屎!一定是撞到油箱了。 Shit! Must have hit the fuel tank.
——玛吉?-什么，什么事? - Maggie? - What, what is it?
你应该知道一些事情。 You ought to know something.
在品酒会上我第一次看到你的时候，我就想和你上床。 The first time I laid eyes on you back at that wine tasting, I wanted to sleep with you.
我相信你也有类似的感受。 I'm sure you had similar feelings.
你在开玩笑吗? Are you kidding?
我和你上床? Me sleep with you?
你根本就不在这个范围内。 You're not even in the ballpark.
我需要一个善良，温柔的男人。 I need a kind man, a tender man.
一个内心充满敏感的人。 A man whose very being is brimming over with sensitivity.
一个懂得如何做朋友和爱人的男人。 A man who knows how to be a friend as well as a lover.
一个不怕向我展示弱点的男人。 A man who's not afraid to show me his vulnerability.
我的天啊。 Oh, my god.
-我们会死吗?-我想可能吧。 - Are we gonna die? - I think, maybe.
好吧，我也想要你。 All right, I wanted you too.
保持好的想法。 Hold the good thought.
啊! Ah!
不。这他妈的是谁搞的? No. Who bloody made all the fucking mess?
你那该死的玩意儿刚把我的房子砸了还把我的母羊吓得屁滚尿流。 Your bloody contraption's just battered my house and scared the shit out of my ewes.
他说了什么? What did he say?
你的飞行器撞坏了他的房子，吓坏了他的羊。 Your flying machine has broken his house and frightened his sheep.
哦，你这个蠢蛋。 Oh, you dumb bastard.
你这个蠢蛋。 You dumb bastard.
是的，是的，我知道那部分。 Yeah, yeah, I got that part.
看。 Look.
我们正在追捕一个小偷。 We are chasing a thief.
我们需要一辆车。 We need a car.
你能帮我们吗? Can you help us?
啊,好吧。 Aye, well.
你长得像善良诚实的人。 You have the look of good, honest people.
善良、诚实、富有的人。 Good, honest, rich people.
你觉得有可能找到他吗? You think there's any chance of finding him?
找到他不是我们的问题。 Finding him is not our problem.
我查过地图了，这是方圆50英里内唯一的一条路。 I've checked the map, this is the only road for 50 miles.
另一方面，抓住他可能会有点困难。 Catching him, on the other hand, could be a little tougher.
那是他的车。 That's his car.
哦，我们失去了他。 Oh, and we've lost him.
错了。我们找到他了。 Wrong. We've found him.
看。我们的孩子来了。 Look. There's our boy.
试着跟上。 Try and keep up.
解开它。 Untie it.
嘘。 Shh.
雾浓得像豌豆汤。 The fog is as thick as pea soup.
我一直想这么说。 I've always wanted to say that.
麦琪，小心! Maggie, look out!
哦! Oh!
不是酒! Not the wine!
发生了什么事? What happened?
好。 Well.
他不太会游泳。 He wasn't much of a swimmer.
但他牢牢地抓住了那个盒子。我撬不开它。 But he had a hell of a grip on the box. I couldn't pry it loose.
好吧。很好。 All right. Fine.
我去拿。你就在这儿休息。 I'll get it. You just rest here.
很好。 Fine.
我就在这儿休息，好吧。 I'll just rest here, fine.
她在下面冒着生命危险，而我在休息。 She's down there risking her life, and I'm resting.
我做不到。 I can't do this.
你在里面没事吧? You all right in there?
我很好，谢谢。 I'm fine, thank you.
要我给您拿点什么吗? Can I bring you anything?
我很好。 I'm okay.
如果你需要什么，我就在隔壁。 Well, if you need anything, I'm right next door.
玛吉? Maggie?
-是你吗?——什么? - Is that you? - What?
我想我听到了什么。 I thought I heard something.
什么? What?
嘿,嘿! Hey, hey!
别动。 Hold it right there.
你觉得你要带着它去哪里? Where do you think you're going with that?
经过进一步调查，我发现这是一条至关重要的线索，必须把它还给城堡。 Upon further investigation, I found it to be a crucial clue, and it must be returned to the castle.
是的,对的。这是个线索，你是探长，而我是埃维·维尔查兹。 Yeah, right. That's a clue, you're a police inspector and I'm herve villechaize.
什么? What?
你知道的，幻想岛里的那个小人? You know, the little guy in fantasy island?
那会很疼的。 That's gonna hurt.
是的。就在那儿。 Yep. There it is.
奥利弗? Oliver?
哦，你在这儿。 Oh, there you are.
我打电话给伦敦，向他们解释了我们绕道过夜的事，但我向他们保证瓶子现在完全安全了。 I phoned London, and I explained to them about our little overnight detour, but I assured them that the bottle was now totally secure.
你走路姿势怪怪的有什么原因吗? Is there some reason you're walking funny?
瓶子不见了。 The bottle is gone.
城堡里的人把它偷走了。 Those guys from the castle just stole it.
别傻了，就在我房间里。 Don't be ridiculous, it's in my room.
看，就在那儿。 See, it's right there.
然后他们偷走了盒子。 Well, then they stole the box.
为什么会有人偷了一个木箱却留下一瓶价值100万美元的葡萄酒? Why would someone steal a wooden box and leave a $1 million bottle of wine?
我只知道，我讨厌苏格兰。 All I know is, I just hate Scotland.
是的，大约三个小时的车程。 Yeah, it's about a three-hour drive.
是的，没问题。 Yeah, no problem.
好吧。 All right.
是的,11点? Yeah, 11:00?
很好。好了,好了。好的，谢谢，再见。 Good. Okay, great. Yeah, thanks, bye.
嘿。 Hey.
你知道吗，我喜欢被你那种温文尔雅，绅士的方式召唤。 You know, I love being summoned in that suave, gentlemanly manner of yours.
我是嘿小姐。 And it's miss hey.
什么? What?
公司的人正在处理你的车和直升机。 The company people are handling your car and the chopper.
我已经为我们准备好了明早的飞机。 I have a plane ready for us in the morning.
太好了。明早见。 Great. I'll see you in the morning.
我通常睡在右边。但我很灵活。 I usually sleep on the right. But I'm flexible.
我的天，太傲慢了。 My god, the arrogance.
我该怎么办，投入你的怀抱吗? What am I supposed to do, fall into your arms?
无助、感激和颤抖? Helpless, grateful and quivering?
颤抖的很好。 Quivering's good.
是你的美貌还是你的魅力让你如此难以抗拒? Is it your beauty or your charm that makes you so irresistible?
嗯…六千零四十年魅力。 Uh... sixty-forty charm.
女人真的上当了吗? Do women actually fall for this?
一个惊人的数字，是的。 A surprising number, yeah.
恐怕我有点太骄傲了。 I fear I may have a bit too much pride.
毕竟，一周后，你甚至都不记得我的名字了。 After all, in a week, you won't even remember my name.
我现在想不起来了。 I can't remember it now.
等一下。 Wait a second.
如果这是因为我在直升机上说我想要你，那时候，我以为我们要死了。 If this is based on the fact that in the helicopter I said I wanted you, well, at the time, I thought we were gonna die.
我觉得没必要打击你脆弱的男性自尊。 I didn't see any need to crush your fragile male ego.
晚安,奥利弗。 Goodnight, Oliver.
晚安。别让臭虫咬了。 Goodnight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
奥利弗。 Oliver.
我不知道该怎么跟你说。 I don't know how to break this to you.
但你并没有你想象的那么迷人。 But you're not as charming as you think you are.
你也没你以为的那么聪明。 And you're not as clever as you think you are.
我也没有你想的那么绝望。 And I'm certainly not as desperate as you think I am.
等待,等待。等一等。等一等。等一等。 Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
听着，麦琪，你误会我了。 Look, Maggie, you got me all wrong.
我不认为我有那么迷人。 I don't think I'm that charming.
我知道我没那么聪明。 And I know I'm not that clever.
我也不认为你绝望了。 And I certainly don't think you're desperate.
而且，你可能有妻子和三个孩子。 Besides, you probably have a wife and three kids.
我连狗都没有。 I don't even have a dog.
看,奥利弗。 Look, Oliver.
我受宠若惊，真的。 I'm flattered, really.
但是…这不是我的风格。 But... It's just not me.
我明白了。 I understand.
明早见。 I'll see you in the morning.
嗯。 Mmm.
我改变主意了。 I changed my mind.
好的。 Okay.
麦琪，能帮我个忙吗? Maggie, could you do me a favor?
视情况而定。 Depends.
你最近为我做了什么? What have you done for me lately?
打电话给机场，看凯莱赫的飞机准备好了没有。 Call the airport and see if kelleher's plane is ready.
好吧，电话号码是多少? All right, what's the number?
在我钱包里的一张小黄纸上。 It's on a little piece of yellow paper in my wallet.
你找到了吗? Did you find it?
是的。 Yeah.
我会在我的房间打电话。 I'll call from my room.
太好了,谢谢。 Great, thanks.
告诉我。在苏格兰，你必须靠左侧飞行吗? Tell me something. In Scotland, do you have to fly on the left?
听着，是只有我这么想，还是我们好像都不说话了? Look, is it just me, or does it seem like we stopped talking to each other?
再见了，奥利弗，希望你有个美好的人生。 Well, goodbye, Oliver, I hope you have a wonderful life.
原谅我吗? Excuse me?
既然你把瓶子安全带上了飞机，我决定在格拉斯哥逗留一会儿。 Now that you have the bottle safely to the plane, I've decided to hang around Glasgow for a bit.
也许我可以靠勾搭别人赚点外快。 Maybe I can pick up some extra cash hooking.
听着，我不知道为什么，但看起来你对我们昨晚的事有点不高兴。 Look, I don't know why, but it appears that you're a little upset about what we did last night.
我非常乐意跟你谈谈。 And I am more than happy to talk about it.
但我更喜欢等我们上了飞机再做。 But I prefer to do it once we're airborne.
不是我迷信，但上次我在t台上，我被揍了个半死。 Not that I'm superstitious, but the last time I was on a runway, I got the shit kicked out of me.
啊! Ah!
原谅我。 Excuse me.
呃，失陪一下。 Um, excuse me.
请不要逞强。 Please, do not be brave.
哦，但那不是你的瓶子。 Oh, but that's not your bottle.
哦，亲爱的，这是真的。 Oh, but my dear one, it is.
你真是个漂亮的女人。 What a splendid-looking woman you are.
性感。 Sensual.
你完美的身体散发出性爱的光辉光环。 The glorious aura of sex emanates from your perfect body.
离开这种犯罪的生活。 Leave this life of crime.
整个世界都在向我招手。 The whole world beckons.
不要与盗贼和恶人为伍。 Stop associating with thieves and evildoers.
准备好了,尼克。 Ready, Nico.
我必须走了。 I must go.
这让我很痛苦。 And it pains me.
十年后，你将是一个更大的奇迹。 In 10 years, you will be even a greater marvel.
再过十年，年轻人会向你投怀送抱。 In 10 years more, young men will fling themselves at you.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
哦，我很好。 Oh, I'm great.
被打了一顿之后，我最享受的就是看着一个我刚爱过的女人和一个油球调情。 After a beating, there's nothing I enjoy more than watching a woman I just made love to play iicky-face with some greaseball.
奥利弗，他们偷了酒。 Oliver, they stole the wine.
我知道，我就在这里。 I know, I was right here.
那我们该怎么办呢? Well, what are we gonna do about it?
现在又说"我们"了。 Oh, now it's "we" again.
奥利弗，跟着他们的飞机。 Oliver, follow their plane.
真不敢相信我们为了一杯饮料做了这么多。 I can't believe we're doing all this for a beverage.
你知道人们会为了品尝这种酒而漂洋过海吗? Do you know people would cross oceans to taste that wine?
只要能喝一口，我愿意付出世界上的一切。 I would give anything in the world for just one sip.
也许有一天你会走运的。 Well, maybe you'll get lucky someday.
你知道吗，你的无知令人印象深刻。 You know, your ignorance is very impressive.
这个瓶子本身就太有价值了。 That bottle is much too valuable just the way it is.
它永远不会被打开。 It will never be opened.
我不认为我们可以租一辆车。 I don't suppose we could have rented a car instead.
你在开玩笑吗? Are you kidding?
七月的法国里维埃拉? The French riviera in July?
我们没去追他们已经很幸运了。 We're lucky we're not running after them.
麦琪，你有多想要这瓶酒? Maggie, how badly do you want this bottle?
非常严重。 Extraordinarily badly.
我就怕你会这么说。 I was afraid you'd say that.
你知道你要去哪里吗? Do you have any idea where you're going?
是的。下来。 Yeah. Down.
奥利弗。 Oliver.
太不可思议了。 That was incredible.
别人不偷偷靠近我时，我表现得更好。 I do better when people don't sneak up on me.
你知道，这太神奇了。好像没有什么是你做不到的。 You know, it's amazing. It's like there's nothing you can't do.
-什么事?-是我的背。 - What is it? - It's my back.
我把它扔在瓶子上了。 I just threw it out on the bottle.
不可能是瓶子。天啊，你刚和四个人打了一架。 Couldn't have been the bottle. My god, you just fought four men.
我想打谁就打谁。 I can hit all the people I want.
我只是不应该举起东西。 I'm just not supposed to lift things.
麦琪，用瓶子打他。 Maggie, hit him with the bottle.
揍他! Hit him!
用瓶子打他。 Hit him with the bottle.
揍他! Hit him!
别理他，我的宝贝。 Don't pay any attention to him, my blossom.
如果它坏了怎么办? What if it breaks?
我的意思是，严格来说，它仍然可能属于汉诺德，即使你同意购买它，我们仍然…麦琪，打他! I mean, technically, it still might belong to hannood's, even though you did agree to purchase it, we still... Maggie, just hit him!
这其实挺让人兴奋的。 That was actually kind of exhilarating.
你还好吗? Are you all right?
我开不了摩托车。 I can't handle a motorcycle.
我得去偷面包卷。 I have to steal the rolls.
法语怎么说脊椎按摩师? What's French for chiropractor?
我只需要一把镐来劈碎你的铁石心肠-再见，再见!-请原谅，没有危险。 I just need a pick ax to break your heart of stone - Et voila', c'est parti! - Vous en faites pas, c'est sans danger.
请再说一遍。 Pardon.
你知道我有多可怕吗? Vous allez me dire sije vous fais mall hein?
这里吗? Ici?
不，不，不。不是这样的。 No, no, no. That's not it.
别惊讶，汉诺德小姐。 Now don't be surprised, miss hannood.
——噢!-哦，对不起。 - Ow! - Ooh, pardon.
一旦我们确定你要去nice，我们的计算机就会发现你租了摩托车。 Once we ascertained you were headed for nice, it was really a simple matter for our computer to discover that you rented your motorcycle.
你知道吗，你能在这个时候得到任何东西都是非常幸运的。 You know, you were very lucky to get anything this time of year.
让她安静。 Keep her quiet.
我一直努力想给你惊喜。 I tried so hard to surprise you.
但你对我来说太聪明了。 But you're too smart for me.
的帮助! Help!
看。 Look.
我们摇摇晃晃地走进桌子 We stagger into the table
把它打翻。 and knock it over.
我们将继续战斗。 We continue to fight.
——拉?-好吧，就这样 - La? - Yeah, okay, that's it.
在我们的斗争中，你甚至撕破了我的裤子，导致我的钱包在没有人注意的情况下掉到了角落里。 You even tear my trousers in our struggle, causing my wallet with my address to fall unnoticed into a corner.
大家都说你是天使 Everybody says you're an angel
但你唱给我听的是你灵魂里的魔鬼 But it's the devil in your soul you sang for me
奥利弗!奥利弗! Oliver! Oliver!
我最后是在帮他们 I was doing them a favor in the end
玛吉? Maggie?
法国埃兹在哪儿? Where's eze?
法国埃兹,法国埃兹。 Eze, eze.
啊,法国埃兹。 Ah, eze.
-埃兹，随便吧。-很方便…Vous pouvez pas Vous tromper!来吧! - Eze, whatever, yeah. - C'est facile... Vous pouvez pas vous tromper! C'est pas loin!
它在哪里? Where is it?
Vous prenez la route de la mer，方向villefranche beaulieu, et Vous tournez a gauche justapre 's beaulieu，是的，是的，你不会错过的，对吧? Vous prenez la route de la mer, direction villefranche beaulieu, et vous tournez a gauche juste apre's beaulieu, yeah, yeah, you can't miss it, right?
完全正确! Exactement!
汉诺德小姐，放松点。 Miss hannood, relax.
这不是给你的。 This is not for you.
来吧，我们的时代到了。 Come, our time has arrived.
汉诺德小姐，你肯定觉得我们很荒唐。 I'm sure we look absurd to you, miss hannood.
上帝知道我们是那样做的。 God knows we acted that way.
把瓶子留下了，但我们当时对它不感兴趣。 Leaving the bottle behind, but we had no interest in it then.
我们以为只需要盒子。 We thought we only needed the box.
我们错了，亲爱的。 We were wrong, dear.
我对葡萄酒本身没有兴趣，因为尽管我明显是法国人，但事实上，我更喜欢啤酒。 The wine itself held no interest for me because, even though I am obviously French, the truth is, I much prefer beer.
你应该多陪陪奥利弗 You should spend time with Oliver.
我会的。 I will.
伊恩，请举高一点。 Ian, a little higher please.
路易斯隐藏了一个非常重要的公式的剩余部分。 Luis had hidden the remainder of a very important formula.
对,是的。这是正确的。 Right, yeah. That's right.
他死在酒窖里，试图找回配方逃跑。 He died in the wine cellar, trying to retrieve the formula and make his escape.
一开始，我们以为是他写在盒子上的。 And at first, we thought he had written it on the box.
当这被证明是错误的，我们彻底搜查了地窖。 When that proved to be incorrect, we completely ransacked the cellar.
那里没有什么有趣的东西，所以我们推断配方一定是在瓶子里。 Nothing was there of interest, so we deduced that the formula had to be with the bottle.
显然，我们是对的。 Apparently, we were right.
你知道这是什么吗，汉诺德小姐? Do you know what this is, miss hannood?
死亡中的死亡 The death of death.
嗯，我想我们有了。 Well, I think we have it.
是的。 Yes.
Phmppe ! Phmppe!
我确定就是这样。 I'm sure that's it.
——仔细检查。-是的。 - Double-check. - Yeah.
你的奥利弗，汉诺德小姐，他是一头公牛吗? Your Oliver, miss hannood, is he a bull?
我年轻的时候是一头公牛。 When I was young, I was a bull.
相信我，我知道你的性冲动。它很强壮。 Believe me, I know about the sex drive. It is very strong.
我向你保证，他很快就会像傻瓜一样冲过来救你。 You have my word, he will soon be charging like a fool to your rescue.
伊恩，护送这位小姐回她的房间。 Ian, escort the young lady to her chambers.
麦琪! Maggie!
嘘。 Psst.
麦琪! Maggie!
我是来救你的。 I came to rescue you.
别救我，这是个陷阱。 Don't rescue me, it's a trap.
甜的。 Sweet.
亲爱的麦琪，我知道这是个陷阱! Sweet Maggie, I know it's a goddamn trap!
那家伙把他的钱包和地址挂在外面，你以为我没想过设圈套吗? The guy leaves his wallet with his address hanging out, you think the thought of a setup doesn't cross my mind?
重点是，我有些事搞砸了。 The point is, I have somewhat bungled things.
所以你得去救我。 So, you're gonna have to rescue me.
你安全吗? Are you safe on that?
定义安全。 Define safe.
好吧，是这样的。 All right, here's the deal.
我会救你的命，这才公平，你救了我。 I'll save your life, that's only fair, you saved mine.
那我们就不干了。你根本不关心我想要什么。 Then we're quits. You have no interest in what I want.
你想要什么? What do you want?
一个真正爱我的男人。 A man who really loves me.
-那是我。——废话。 - That's me. - Bullshit.
我从你的回答中感觉到你不相信我。 I sense from your answer that you don't believe me.
别那么迷人了。 Stop being charming.
我现在什么都没有了。 I got nothing else going for me right now.
我下面有40英尺的落差，上面有个疯女人。 There's a 40-foot drop below me and a crazy lady 10 feet above.
你在不必要的时候对我很残忍。 You were cruel to me when you didn't have to be.
什么时候? When?
在我们…之后我们会…在我们完成…后性? After our... After we'd... after we were done with... After sex?
是的，没错，没错。 Yes, right, correct.
你本可以自己拿到电话号码的，不用把你老婆扔给我。 You could have gotten the phone number yourself, you didn't have to throw your wife at me.
我没有妻子! I don't have a wife!
我看到结婚照了。 I saw the wedding photo.
那是我妹妹。 That's my sister.
不要让事情变得更糟。 Don't make it worse.
她去年春天结婚了。 She was married last spring.
我留着这张照片是因为我恰好爱她，告我吧。 I keep the photo because I happen to love her, sue me.
可悲。 Pathetic.
听我说，玛格丽特。 Now, you listen to me, Margaret.
我才不在乎酒，而且我向你保证，我不需要这么努力去找个约会对象。 I don't give a shit about wine, and I promise you, I don't have to work this hard to get a date.
我第一次见你的时候，你是这么搞笑，烤着烤着的邋遢鬼。 When I first saw you, you were this funny, ovennorked ragamuffin.
我对自己说，"嘿，一个有趣的，烤过的衣衫褴褛的人。" And I thought to myself, "hey, a funny, ovennorked ragamuffin."
我不用飞过去拿那瓶酒。 I didn't have to fly up for that bottle.
我自愿。你觉得我为什么这么做? I volunteered. Now, why do you think I did that?
我为什么要相信这些? Why should I believe any of this?
一个刚做过脊椎按摩的人爬到楼边救了你的命! A man fresh from the chiropractor crawls up the side of the building to save your life!
这不是大众娱乐，麦琪。一定是爱。 This is not mass entertainment, Maggie. It's got to be love.
那是什么来着? What was that again?
你听到了。 You heard me.
女人喜欢大声说出来，而且越频繁越好。 Well, a woman likes to hear it out loud and as frequently as possible.
我爱你。 I love you.
好吗? Okay?
我无可救药地爱上了你。 I'm hopelessly, totally in love with you.
这就是你现在能得到的一切。 And that's all you're gonna get for now.
抓住，我来拉。 Grab hold, I'll pull.
你确定你够强壮吗? You sure you're strong enough?
我一生都在等你，奥利弗·普里西科，我现在不想失去你。 I've waited all my life for you, Oliver plexico, I'm not about to lose you now.
好的。 Okay.
啊! Ah!
不好意思，我得站稳脚跟。 Sorry about that, just had to get my footing.
我现在好了。 I'm fine now.
我们拿上瓶子离开这里吧。 Let's grab that bottle and get out of here.
Itslocked。 Itslocked.
我也做管道。 I also do plumbing.
太棒了，普莱西科先生。 Bravo, Mr. Plexico.
我想这就是你想要的。 That is what you want, I think.
我告诉过你他会来找你。性的力量，不可抗拒。 I told you he'd come for you. The power of sex, irresistible.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much for this.
要是我能让你带着它离开就好了。 If only I could allow you to leave with it.
抱歉，我不相信像你这样的绅士会用这个。 I'm sorry, I don't believe a gentleman like you would use that.
相信他。 Believe him.
他们是你的朋友! They were your friends!
我们没那么亲密。 We weren't that close.
你俩会是多么迷人的一对。 What a charming couple you two would have made.
你为什么要这么做? Why are you doing this?
金钱和性。还有什么? Money and sex. What else is there?
哦,耶稣。 Oh, Jesus.
这就是这一切，人类生长激素。 So that's what this is all about, human growth hormone.
最高的荣誉。 Highest honors.
你在说什么，奥利弗? What are you saying, Oliver?
这是人类生长激素分子的一个版本。 That is a version of the human growth hormone molecule.
有这样的东西吗? There is such a thing?
绝对的。 Absolutely.
你是说他想变大? You mean he wants to get bigger?
更年轻。他想变得更年轻。 Younger. He wants to get younger.
他想找回他的青春。 He wants his youth back.
我要把它拿回来。 I'm getting it back.
你怎么知道的? How do you know about this?
我们在凯莱赫实验室做了年龄逆转实验。 We experimented with age reversal at kelleher's labs.
但是，它并没有起作用。 And, it doesn't work.
是的。 Yes.
但和其他人一样，你使用的公式是有缺陷的。 But like everyone else, the formula you were working with was flawed.
还有什么比生物基因工程更浪漫的吗? Is anything as romantic as biogenetic engineering?
想象一下，富人会花多少钱来换回他们年轻时的尸体。 Imagine what the rich would pay to have back the bodies of their youth.
它开始。 It started.
再过一会儿，青春的力量就会在我腹股沟里涌动。 In a little while, the power of youth will be surging through my groin.
我要招待一打不同的女人。 I'm going to entertain a dozen different women.
明晚还有以后的每一晚。 And tomorrow night and every night after that.
现在，恐怕是时候让你加入路易斯不幸死亡的其他目击者的行列了。 And now, I'm afraid it is time for you to join the other witnesses to Luis' unfortunate death.
就一件事，就一件。 One thing, please, just one.
这是我人生中第一次坠入爱河。 For the first time in my life, I'm in love.
我只要求你在开枪前让我求婚。 Now, all I'm asking is that you let me propose before you shoot.
我从没想过你会这么浪漫。当然可以。 I never would have figured you for such a romantic. By all means.
-玛吉…-我接受，奥利弗 - Maggie... - Oh, I accept, Oliver.
我还没问呢。 I haven't asked yet.
因为看起来我只能做一次，我希望它能做对。 And since it appears I'm only going to be able to do this once, I'd like it to be done right.
你的背又疼了吗? Oh, is your back acting up again?
哦，我要死了。 Oh, it's killing me.
真不敢相信我爬上了悬崖。 I can't believe I climbed up that cliff.
我是说，如果我知道自己会中枪，我就会按门铃。 I mean, if I'd known I was gonna get shot anyway, I could have just rung the doorbell.
这些地方连门铃都有? These places even have doorbells?
普莱西科先生，你走神了。太长了，太长了。 Mr. Plexico, you're wandering. It's too long, too long.
哦,对不起。 Oh, sorry.
奥利弗，我心里充满了期待。 Oh, Oliver, my heart is bursting with anticipation.
到底是怎么回事? What the hell is going on?
继续拖延。 Just keep stalling.
玛吉。 Maggie.
我亲爱的麦琪。 My beloved Maggie.
我梦中的麦琪。 Maggie of my dreams.
麦琪,麦琪。 Maggie, Maggie.
玛吉。 Maggie.
我知道我们在一起的时间很短。 I know our time together has been short.
但有小鸡正等着你亲吻 But there are chicks just ripe for some kissin'
我想吻我几个男人，那些女人不知道她们错过了什么 and I mean to kiss me a few man, those chicks don't know what they're missin'
我有很多事要做，有音乐要放，有地方要去，有人要看 I've got a lot of iivin' to do there's music to play places to go people to see
咝咝作响的牛排可以品尝了 sizzlin' steaks are ready for tastin'
那些崭新闪亮的凯迪拉克车该走了，因为时间在浪费 those Cadillac cars, all shiny and new gotta move 'cause time is a-wastin'
生活有很多事情要做，只要你知道，生活就像一个球，一切都在等着你，你还活着，所以来吧，表现出来，我们有很多事情要做 there's such a lot of iivin' to do life's a ball if only you know it and it's all just waiting for you you're alive so come on and show it we've got a lot of iivin' to do
是我杀了他吗? Did I kill him?
不，他会没事的。 No, he's gonna be fine.
你看，他打的那针并没有让你变得更年轻，你只是在一段时间内觉得自己年轻了。 You see, that injection he took doesn't actually make you younger, you just feel younger for a while.
这是终极快感。 It's the ultimate high.
不幸的是，他很快就陷入了低谷。 Unfortunately for him, it's followed pretty quickly by the ultimate low.
18个月前我们和路易斯在实验室得出了完全一样的配方。 We came up with the exact same formula as Luis at the lab about 18 months ago.
至少我们的人会唱歌。 At least our guys could sing.
你怎么知道这么多? How do you know so much?
我从没说过我没上过麻省理工。 Never said I didn't go to mit.
女士们，先生们。 Ladies and gentlemen.
这显然不是一场普通的拍卖。 This is obviously not going to be an ordinary auction.
恐怕发生了不可原谅的误会。 I'm afraid there has been an inexcusable mix-up.
似乎当我把这瓶珍贵的酒卖给凯莱赫先生时，我的儿子理查德，未经我允许，同时把它卖给了我们的希腊朋友斯皮罗斯·尼瓦诺斯先生。 It seems that while I was selling this magnificent bottle to Mr. Kelleher, my son, Richard, without my permission, was simultaneously selling it to our Greek friend, Mr. Spiros nivanos.
不过，我很高兴地宣布，在与相关各方交谈后，所有人都大方地同意进行公开拍卖。 However, I'm happy to be able to announce, that having spoken with all parties involved, everyone has graciously agreed to an open auction.
起拍价为100万美元。 The bidding will start at $1 million.
现在，请各位就座，女士们先生们，我们马上开始。 And now, if you would take your seats, ladies and gentlemen, we should begin very shortly.
你要升多高? How high are you gonna go?
好吧，不惜一切代价。那瓶酒将运往德克萨斯州。 Well, whatever it takes. That bottle is going to Texas.
你的背怎么样了? How is your back?
比你的脑袋强。 Well, better than your head.
那么，你的老板愿意付多少钱呢? So, how much is your boss willing to spring for it?
我不知道。尼瓦诺斯不喜欢屈居第二。 I have no idea. Mr. Nivanos does not like to come second.
好了，女士们先生们。 All right, ladies and gentlemen.
现在，谁会以100万美元起拍价? Now, who will open the bidding at $1 million?
一百二十万。 One million two.
1又1 / 4。 One and a quarter.
二百万年。 Two million.
2、两个。 Two, two.
两个,四个。 Two, four.
两个,五个。 Two, five.
300万美元。 $3 million.
这混蛋根本不懂钱的价值。 Bastard's got no sense of the value of money.
三百万，一次。 Three million, once.
300万，两倍。 Three million, twice.
500万美元。 $5 million.
Plexico先生, Mr. Plexico,
我自然不会对你优厚的报价感到不满。 I'm naturally not displeased with your more-than-fair offer.
但是，我该怎么委婉地说呢? But, how can I put this delicately?
你付得起吗，先生? Can you afford it, sir?
问他。 Ask him.
他母亲创立了这家公司。 His mother founded the company.
他拥有80%的股份。 He owns 80% of the stock.
我从没说过我穷。 I never said I was poor.
进一步报价? Further bids?
然后以500万美元卖给了奥利弗·普里西科先生。 Then, sold to Mr. Oliver plexico for $5 million.
奥利弗! Oliver!
就在你面前，汉诺德小姐。 Directly in front of you, miss hannood.
我认为，相对而言，与一般大众相比，你是富裕的。 I take it, you are, relatively speaking, well, compared to the general public, well-off.
我还行。 I do okay.
那你为什么要经历这么多? Then why did you go through so much?
我喜欢有人陪伴。 I enjoy the company.
玛格丽特，我为你感到骄傲。 Margaret, I'm proud of you.
——恭喜你。-谢谢。 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
恐怕我得把她带走一会儿。 I'm afraid I have to steal her for a moment.
我们到了，这就是我说的那位年轻女士。 Here we are, this is the young lady I was talking about.
我的天啊! Oh, my god!
哦,奥利弗!你打不开。 Oh, Oliver! You can't open that.
为什么不呢?拿破仑也会，只是他活得不够长。 Why not? Napoleon would have, he just didn't live long enough.
但也可能是醋。陈酒常成醋。 But it could be vinegar. I mean, old wine often turns to vinegar.
那我们要么来杯好酒，要么来份昂贵的沙拉。 Well, then we either have a wonderful glass of wine or a really expensive salad.
考虑一下这种……奇怪的订婚礼物。 Consider this sort of a... Oddball engagement present.
你说呢? What do you say?
哦,奥利弗。 Oh, Oliver.
哦。 Oh.
那我们举杯庆祝一下怎么样? Well, how about we celebrate with a toast?
谁想加入我们，价格是1万美元一杯。 Anyone would like to join us, the price is $10,000 a glass.
我们将欣然接受您的个人支票。 Your personal checks will be happily accepted.
把它们捐给你最喜欢的慈善机构。 Make 'em out to your favorite charity.
麦琪，能给我们拿杯眼镜吗? Maggie, can we get some glasses?
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
眼镜,请。 Glasses, please.
谢谢你,朋友。 Thanks, buddy.
玛吉。 Maggie.
看起来不像醋。 Doesn't look like vinegar.
闻起来不像醋。 Doesn't smell like vinegar.
婊子养的。 Son of a bitch.
完全正确。 Exactly.